Fuck 'em all !!

Une chanson cultissime.
Des paroles jouissives.
Des vacances inoubliables.

(roulements de tambours...)
Le film que j'attends depuis plus de quatre ans est enfin sorti en dvd. Et je l'ai!! C'est le troisième volet de la série Starship Troopers, l'histoire de soldats dans le siècle prochain se battant contre une horde d'arachnides géants affamés. Non seulement, c'est une vision parodique de l'armée mais aussi de l'esprit patriotique américain avec un humour très particulier tombant parfois dans le gore. C'est mon film culte que je place entre dans mon panthéon du cinéma entre le Parrain et Mr Bean. Ba oui, y a de la marge mais ca me correspond tout a fait, non ?

Bon, ok, je sais vous aimez pas Eminem, vous en avez strictement rien a foutre mais je vous demande une faveur, juste une. Je sais ce que vous écoutez, je sais ce que vous aimez comme musique, du rock, mais c'est large. Je critique pas, y a des tas de choses que j'aime mais voilà. C'est juste que quand lui il chante ba c'est magique. D'habitude, il rappe et c'est excellent mais soit t'aimes, soit t'aimes vraiment pas. Or dans cette chanson il chante vraiment et c'est magnifique. Alors je vous encourage a l'ecouter meme si vous n'aimez pas ce que vous avez déjà entendu de lui, meme si vous vous etes rendus compte en ces quelques semaines de lycée que j'etais un être méprisable, meme si vous le saviez déjà avant, faites moi plaisir, écoutez au moins les deux premiers couplets.




yo, I can't sing good
I feel like singin'
I wanna fuckin' sing
'Cuz I'm happy
Yeah, I'm happy
Ha Ha
I got my baby back
Yo, check it out


Some days I sit (sit), starin' out the window(dow)
Watchin' this world pass me by
Sometimes I think (think) there's nothin' to live for (for)
I almost break down and cry

Sometimes I think I'm crazy
I'm crazy, oh so crazy
Why am I here, am I just wastin' my time?

But then I see my baby
Suddenly I'm not crazy
It all makes sense when I look into her eyes (Oh no)

Chorus:

Sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders
Everyone's leanin' on me
'Cuz sometimes it feels like the world's almost over
But then she comes back to me


My baby girl (girl) (Hailie laughs) keeps gettin' older (der)
I watch her grow up with pride
People make jokes (jokes), 'cuz they don't understand me (me)
They just don't see my real side

I act like shit don't phaze me
Inside it drives me crazy
My insecurities could eat me alive

But then I see my baby
Suddenly I'm not crazy
It all makes sense when I look into her eyes (oh no)

Repeat Chorus



Man, if I could sing, I'd keep singin' this song to my daughter
If I could hit the notes, I'd blow somethin' as long as my father
To show her how I feel about her, how proud I am that I got 'er
God, I'm a daddy, I'm so glad that her mom didn't ABORT her

Now you prob'ly get this picture from my public persona
That I'm a pistol-packin' drug-addict who bags on his mama
But I wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest
'Cuz there's a lot of shit I keep bottled that hurts deep inside o' ma soul
And just know that I grow colda the older I grow
This boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harda to hold
And this load is like the weight of the world
And I think my neck is breakin'
Should I just give up
Or try to live up to these expectations?
Now look
I love my daughter more than life n' itself
But I got a wife that's determined to make my life livin' hell
But I handle it well, given the circumstances I'm dealt
So many chances, man, it's too bad, coulda had someone else
But the years that I've wasted is nothin' to the tears that I've tasted
So here's what I'm facin', 3 felonies, 6 years of probation
I've went to jail for this woman, I've been to bat for this woman
I've taken bats to people's backs, bent over backwards for this woman
Man, I shoulda seen it comin', what'd I stick my penis up in?
Woulda ripped the pre-nup up if I'd seen what she was fuckin'
But fuck it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more
I got my baby, maybe the only lady that I adore, Hailie
So sayonara, try tomorra, nice to know ya
Our baby's traveled back to the arms of her rightful owner
And suddenly it seems like my shoulder blades have just shifted
It's like the greatest gift you can get
The weight has been lifted

Chorus 2:
And now it don't feel like the world's on my shoulders
Everyone's leanin' on me
Cuz' my baby knows that her daddy's her soldier
Nothin' can take her from me

Outro - Spoken
Woo!
I told you I can't sing
Oh well, I tried
Hailie, remember when I said
If you ever need anything, daddy will be right there?
Well guess what, daddy's here
And I ain't goin' nowhere baby
I love you (kiss)